*gets A on test*
.02% rise on grade
*gets C on test*
(Source: cnnbreakingofficial, via bashleyball)
soup that tastes great is souper
may i interest you in a bowl of canned u not
(via thegoldenpromise)
At Denny’s, this boy at the next table so fine, I wanna eat his grand slam.
Over here lookin gooda than a hot biscuit.
I wanna wrap him in bacon saute him on my bed.
